Dear Smoker,
Hello. Its me again. And I'm here to admit that since having a baby I feel a bit differently about you than I used to.
You have been raised from threat level you-are-annoying to threat level you-are-trying-to-kill-my-baby.
And when I encounter you at a theme park, let's say Universal's Adventure Island, and you decide, instead of walking 10 yards to the designated smoking area that we can both see from where we stand, to stand right in front of where I'm holding my sleeping baby, blowing your toxic 2nd hand smoke in our direction... then I begin to imagine shoving burning cigarettes into all of your body's orifices.
You have a nice day.
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I hate smokers who think everyone wants to smell thier stinky cancer causing smoke.
BTW, why do audio ads of cleaning supplies and laundry detergent play every time I click on your blog?
Aubrey, I don't know! I've been trying to figure out how to make it stop!!!
I completely agree! I also hate it when they are standing right outside the doors of a store smoking away and we all have to walk through the clouds of smoke - grrrrrr...
I was going into Target the other day and I saw a woman smoking by the doors, so I decided to walk around to the far doors to avoid the stuff. Upon making my loop I saw she was standing behind a stroller - with who I can only imagine as her toddler sitting inside patiently waiting. The reason she was blocking the stroller from where I originally saw her was because she was clearly VERY pregnant. Now that my friends is abysmal.
Yeah, sign my name at the end of that Dear Smoker letter also. Did you monetize your blog?? I have the sudden urge to go buy some Jet Dry!
Hey, sorry about the double commenting thing, but the ads on your blog are coming from that bubble game you have at the bottom (if you haven't figured it out already).
Rach, you're the best! I deleted the bubble game. Its totally gone now!
I agree completely. I was at a birthday party and someone decided to light up right next to my sleeping baby. UGGG. We left.
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